Exit-level

Something that is the opposite of "entry-level." Seen used to describe a band or musician, relative to other bands in the same genre; to poke fun at trendy kids who constantly need to remind everyone how obscure their musical tastes are.

So, today I was totally listening to this one instrumental-avant-garde-progressive-post-metal band. You've probably never heard about them though, they are so.. exit-level.

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Polish Exit

The sudden & unannounced leaving of a party, group of people, or individual without notifying anyone. There is no discernable reason, no goodbye, and no mercy.

The golden rules:

1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.

"Wait, wasn't Drew JUST here? Where did he go?!"
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."

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exit strategy

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.

"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"

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exit scam

When someone build up alot of trust and reputation then scam a big trade.

dude 1: hey dude did you hear the moderator of a trading side scammed a bunch of people for alot of money
dude 2: yeah it was an exit scam

Austrian Exit

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

Batman Exit

When you leave a group without anyone knowing

Flash: Batman hit him with your....hey where did he go?
Superman: No clue
Flash: Damn another batman exit

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exit man

A man used for the purpose of helping one end a more serious relationship. Someone you date (and planned to date previous to the breakup) to help you get over your ex.

After 3 years with Luke, I knew it needed to end. I called my ex and had a date set up for the planned break-up day. It lasted about a month... just long enough for me to get over Luke but not long enough to fall for my exit man.

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