FML

Recently re-acronymized to stand for "Failing my life." on fmylife.com's FAQ. Apparently, people get their panties in a bunch because they think "Fuck my life" is too vulgar, but we all know that FML really stands for fuck my life.

Today fmylife.com re-acronymized fml to stand for "failing my life" rather than "fuck my life." FML

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FML

Short for Fuck My Life, and is the most over-said phrase that (most) people use in not-bad-at-all situations.

OH FML, I LOST A BET FOR $5!

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FML

Fuck my life. Pretty self explanitory. It's when life gets really hard, and all you want to say is "fuck my life". Coined by the liquor store employee in Superbad.

I have five exams this week....FML (Fuck my life).

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FML

F*ck My Life

Have to finish Chemistry Assessment. FML

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FML

Internet slang meaning "fuck my life", used mostly by rich snobby teams who think their life sucks any time something remotely unfortunate happens.

This is the worst Martin Luther King Jr. Day ever. I asked my dad for 2 Porsches and a Benz to drive when i turn 16, but he got me 2 Benzes and a Porsche! FML

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FML

Fuck My Legs-

A. used in situations where people know their dancing capabilities are limited.
B. Used in the military by injured military personnel.
C.

1.Women who can't orgasm because of the relatively small size of their partners' penis find thigh fucking(urban dictionary has erroneous definition) to be a preferred method.

2. Aside from thigh fucking, women often lay ontop of their partner with the penis running length wise along the labia between their legs so the head points to their AssHole, keeping it out of the vaginal cavity in order to stimulate clitoral arousal.

(hot bitch) lets dance stud!
(KMN) FML's I can't dance for the life of me. Atleast not standing up...

{Drill Sergeant} (after a parachute jump) Get up Private, what's wrong with you, stop dreaming about mand-candy in your mouth and fall back in formation! MOVE!!!!
{Private}(in agonizing pain) I can't sarge!!! FML!!! FML! FUCK MY LEG IS BROKEN!!

{HugeTwat} Man I'm so glad I ran into such a big dude tonight.... I thought I would have to settle for one of these small skinny guys at the library...I need you to stuff me right now
{BigMotherFucker} OK
{HugeTwat} what the fuck is that little dick? W/e i guess its going to be another FML tonight..

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FML

FML was originally an acronym for "Fuck my life" but has now been adopted by many as a joke to represent "forgot my lunch"

Example one:
"I just got dumped. Fml."

Example two:
Person 1 - "Ahh man.. fml!"

Person 2 - "Damn.. It's okay you can share my sandwich"

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