FTW

1. Most commonly used in games such as World of Warcraft, Half-Life, Halo, and Quake to mean "For The Win."

2. It is also sometimes used (when in the right context) to mean "Fuck The World." One source of this secondary usage was from a song by The Vines called "Fuck The World."

1. "Only 5 more points and we win!"
"Kill! FTW!"

2. I hate life. FTW.

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FTW

1. Fuck the world.
2. For the win.
3. What the fuck backwards.
4. Free the whales.
5. Feed the walrus.

1.
Britney Spears: I'm tired of your crap Kevin
K Fed: Yeah, And?
Britney Spears: You know what, I just want to FTW
2.
John: Hello there!
Mike: Hi! Do you like my shirt? Its sponsered by 7-up, FTW!
3.
Rihanna: stahw siht txet?
Chris: What the heck are you saying?
Rihanna: I'm speaking backwards silly!
Chris: Do you understand this? FTW!!!
4.
Whale Lover: Please! FTW! It's for their own good!
Whale Killer: Bitch, please
5.
Walrus: I'm hungry as heck! *pimp slaps*
Fish: Why did you do that!
Walrus: Cause im mike jones, bitch!
Person: Just freaking FTW so you don't get pimp slapped!

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FTW

For The Win

4 The Win FTw

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FTW

1. For the win/for teh win.
2. Fuck the world.
3. Fuck the what?

1. Hell yeah, Asian food FTW!

2a. Dom: Have you heard that song FTW?
Jake: By who? The Vines? Turbonegro? Tupac? Someone else?

2b. Man, this world is full of shit. FTW.

3. Dude, you hear that? My mom's having sex with the pizza delivery guy!
Marko: FTW???

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FTW

Fuck The World.

Guy1: holy shit earth is going to crash into the sun..!!
Guy2: FTW...

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FTW

Acronym for "For The Wolf", coined by Amir Blumenfeld of CollegeHumor's "Jake and Amir". Amir got Jake a wolf as a holiday present, then got a collar "for the wolf" the next year.

Jake: "What is that?"
Amir: "It's a collar"
Jake: "For what?"
Amir: "For the wolf! For FTW."
Jake: "I don't have the wolf anymore, okay?"
Amir: "For the, it's FTW. For the wolf."
Jake: "The wolf's dead. They euthanized it in my apartment. You wanna dig it up? For the wolf?"
Amir: "...for the epic wolf"

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FTW

"Fancy Twat Water."

The 'water' that comes from a girl, mostly known as vaginal lubrication. The production increases significantly during sexual arousal.

Commonly mistaken for "Finger That Whore." or "Follow the Waterfall."

Originated from Doug Loves Movies ep786

Doug: "I would love me some ftw right now."

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