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A national holiday that occurs every Friday that honors the God that is Brendon Urie. This originated on vine where he would sing Fuck Yeah Friday on Fridays with many high notes.
*final countdown plays* Oh it’s Fuck Yeah Friday!!!! *bops*
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The official day of the week to tell something or someone you don't like to politely fuck off.
Hey everyone, it's Fuck Off Friday! Hey Rebecca Black: FUCK OFF! :)
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first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party
kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit
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every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards
kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday
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The overwhelming sense of not giving a crap about the horrendous amount of work and deadlines you have simply because it's Friday.
M1 - "Hey man, you wanna duck out early and go play some disc golf?"
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."
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The only day of the week where fucking your friends is totally acceptable.
(There's also: Molest A Friend Monday, Touch A Friend Tuesday, Get Whipped Wednesday, Tap a Tit Thursday, and Get Slapped Saturday.)
Your friend (on saturday):"Did you and Sam fuck yesterday?"
You: "Yeah, I don't like him, but it WAS fuck a friend friday."
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Celebrated on the Third Friday in June. It is the one day of the year in wich you can hit up a friend you’ve always been attracted to and ask to fuck. This is wothout consequence or messing up relations or friend groups. Totally guilt free friend sex.
Friend 1: hey what’s up wyd tonight
Friend 2: nothin just chillin hbu?
Friend1: tbh nothin. I’ve always wanted to ask you this... wanna fuck?
Friend 2: omg thought you’d never ask. It is Fuck a friend Friday!
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