fud

An insult - idiot, fool with no brains in Scottish, popularised on BBC One's "Offside" TV show.

Lorenzo Amoruso, what a fud!

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fud

pussy..the growler...a Scottish term for the place we all came from.
note: thier is another one scots use and it gets confused with the all-standard 'naff' gays use as codeword for straight people . NAFF is short for 'not available for fucking', so the use of the word is a deragotory one for any thing that's shitty or... 'naff'. But , no. The case is not so. The word naff is scots for pussy (nayuf), and you can use it and fud to randomly refer to any annoying person or a total twatter!. peace.

ahh..her fud was so tasty, i went down on her for a whole hour !..ahhh..that fud!

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fudded

adjective: very drunk, see munted

"I was so fudded, I can't remember a thing"

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fud

"Fud" is not only another word for pussy, but also a verb that can be used for a woman instead of "masturbate" - then it goes with oneself (myself, herself,...)- as is the by now famous line by Kate Winslet in Extras serial (see below):

And then go straight in hard, like "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right.

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Fud

A sad old bastard who wastes his life on the internet cos he cannot have relationships with real people.

what a legendary fud that fanny who lives in tenerife is

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fud

Derogetry word for the female genitailia. An insult. Also: fud-licker, fud flaps.

"Fuck that fud-lickin' bitch!"

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fud

Popularized by LOLcats, ROFLcats, etc., the term "fud" is used to refer to FOOD.

Some fud has toy inside, my toy has fud inside.

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