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12 gauge facelift

When you blow someone's head apart with a shotgun, mainly by shooting them from under the jaw.

If he watches me and her fuck one more time, I'll give him a 12 gauge facelift.

by The Annonomys December 14, 2013


Council House Facelift

The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign

Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.

by Lucy January 10, 2005

35πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Offroad Facelift

The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity.
-Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on the face is jumbled, blistered, and bloody.

My girlfriend is a real motorhead, so when I took her out for a spin on my ATV it was only natural for her to give me some sicknasty roadhead...
Unfortunetly, I went through a bumpy trail and she recieved a full on offroad facelift.
She's still recovering from this horrific catastrophy, I can only smile.

by Juan Joven January 4, 2008

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 11, 2011

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


San Francisco facelift

When a man sits on another man’s face, preferably in assless chaps

Hey Paul, I gave that guy a San Francisco facelift last night, but he wanted a dirty pelican.

by Browntown4eva December 21, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Las Vegas Facelift

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.

by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


turf lodge facelift

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift

Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline

by drew23ski October 17, 2009

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž