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a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.
Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!
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After the GOAT Lionel Messi won his seventh balon d’or and Pendu finished 6th. Penaldo cried on Instagram by commenting “factos👀👍”under a post claiming he deserved the reward. The term is now used as a confirmation of football knowledge.
“Hey Pendu, are you a finished footballer?”
“Factos👍👀”
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When residents of a country are free to work or not work however due to their situation and money hardships they are forced to work in government created jobs which are usually not pleasant and do not pay well
A great example of de facto slavery is the "free trade zones" in Jamaica... set up by the United States government and companies like Tommy Hilfiger where Jamaican citizens were forced to work and taxed heavily. Even though the United States government created the free trade zone they pay the Jamaican workers in Jamaican money which is at less value than U.S. currency.
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Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.
May as well be a virgin.
Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.
Tim is a de facto virgin.
DE FACTO TRUTH: A fallacy, to say simply
de facto truth: a da jury fact(me putting the fact of how we spell, as all lowercase words are, by right: common law formatting)
the DE FACTO TRUTH states that war is a needed and something man can never get past their: mans, de facto truth is never more then the truth; un(in)like the DE FACTO world of (with) Men is as to be: have(hath) to be as by itself as itself, to be a da Jury lie; as like the de facto lie A.K.A. da jury truth or as can be see as the same like Da Jury TRUTH.
The last day of work before a long holiday weekend or vacation.
Wednesday is a de facto Friday on the week of Thanksgiving.
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The lowest hourly rate most people would accept to make the job worth their time. It is higher than the government's minimum wage, which is always too low to afford basic needs.
Company: "We offer a competitive rate above minimum wage! $27/hr"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"