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When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).
The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.
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The act of farting during sexual intercourse...to float an air biscuit while fucking.
Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.
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The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.
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The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.
Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."
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an uncommon expletive used to display anger due to unfortunate circumstances
"Fark!"
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A person that sucks out all the fun in life.
Stop being a fark and let us finish this ping-pong match.
ORIGIN: I just woke up from my intense afternoon nap (where I hit snooze about 3 times) and my friend was in my dream that went a little something like this... She and this little boy around the age of 12 or so were playing ping-pong in our backyard. I woke up from my nap (in my dream) and made a goofy face outside the window towards them. My friend somewhat giggled and the little boy turned out and saw me and gave me the grossest face ever. Then he called me this weird word-a "fark." So he really didn't think so fondly of me I assumed. Then they played a little more and I went to go check on the cookies that I recently just made (I actually just did this and they're sitting in our kitchen) and they were all gone! I was really, really peeved and I went to ask my friend if she had eaten them. She laughed and said yes. Feeling disrespected, I got overwhelmed and told her (in a loud voice) that it wasn't okay and that she owed me $5 dollars. I turned around and she was looking at the boy and giggled and called me a "fark." Then I went on Urban Dictionary and found out that the word was somehow related to Nixon (?) and that it meant someone who sucks out all the fun. I was quite upset and then woke up. So point of story... don't call me a FARK.
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