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A place where a bunch of animals are together that is not a zoo.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'! …Unless it's a farm!
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Fat + Arms = FARMS.
it's when your arms are fat but usually you're tall. and a cyborg. AND HAVE A NICE BODY. and wear hooker shorts.
SKANKY
Trevor likes very much to grab Christy's farms. He also bites them. but lower. so as to be not completely terrible.
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1) The act of sleeping in excess of what is needed, sleeping on an irregular schedule, sleeping through one's own alarm, phone calls, loud noises, or any other attempt to wake the "farmer" up.
2) Missing activities due to chronic fatigue caused by irregular sleeping pattern/laziness.
Matt didn't make it to thermodynamics today because he was too busy farming. He was really tired after engaging in "other activities" all night.
Matt said he couldn't make it to the meetings because he had personal problems; however, everyone knew he was just farming.
How the heck did Matt get voted star of the month? He's always farming.
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A workplace for a guy who wants to fuck chickens but seem legit and trustworthy/hard working.
Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?
When a habitual drug user stops for a period of time, and is in withdrawal. (No drugs available on the farm).
Hey, he's shaking and looks awful. You better get him to the hospital!
Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.
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Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.
Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"
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