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A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.
Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.
When a plant, tree, and/or animal on your Farmville is at 99%, and you keep staring at it until it reaches 100%.
Sally:OMFG MY CHICKEN IS AT 99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe:dude, you have a serious case of farmville anxiety.
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when you are at school or work and and cant concentrate because you forgot to tend to your crops, trees, or animals on farmville.
april: tyler why are you sweating so much...?
tyler: i have farmville anxiety! i have to text my mom and tell her to get on my facebook.
april: why...?
tyler: i forgot to harvest my farmville cotton! she has to harvest it for me!
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someone who logs into a friends account to send gifts to themselves on farmville
'that apple trees great'
'you only got it because you went on my account and sent it to yourself you farmville hacker!!'
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The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.
Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.
Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"
Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."
Austin - "Get a life."
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