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An unexpected smelly situation released to the public
Kiersten : Mmmm! Are you ready to have sex tonight?
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!
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A type of yawn that comes out of a whole by your gluts also know as the butt hole.
The silent-but-deadly: A fart that you cant hear but it is one of the worst smelling things in the entire universe.
The fire cracker: The type of fart where you squat down over someones head and just let it rip, it makes a tear sound but its not your pants.
The grim reaper: This fart just sneaks up out of no where and just bursts out and then every one just looks at you like "What the hell!"
The juicy one: You no that one which you think your going to fart but than you just splatter every where and you have to get new underwear . Yah that one.
The let her rip: The one where you can feel it coming and you yell "fire out the hole!!!" and every one runs as the loud BOOM comes out you ass.
The batman: The fart that lets batman know that someone has been killed by a fart.
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no matter how old u get it will always be funny
Ew yo a dog farting is the worst
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shit-flavored air. one of the most noxious is the fried chicken fart.
after we ate mrs winners fried chicken, the whole car was fart tainted!
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A smelly gas that comes out of your butt.
The Logan Paul farted and everyone died standing 600 feet within him.
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an action by a rude person who walks by another person that is sitting down & knowingly/consciously emits a gaseous odor from his/her anus;
as opposed to a drive-by where the assailant fires a gun loaded with bullets, the fart-by assailant fires his/her ass full of gas
WTF, was I just a victim of a fart-by?
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1) An alarm clock.
2) A prank
3) A game
4) Entertainment
1) Farting in someone's mouth (bear-assed) to wake them up.
2) Farting stinky ones in a car full of people...when you have control of window locks.
3) As a game. "Who can fart the loudest?"
4) Inflaming a fart with a lighter; farting on your parents; farting on your girlfriend; etc.
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