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A backyard party where baked beans is one on the main dishes.
During the farty party I had last weekend my neighbor called the police and I was issued a citation for creating a public health hazard.
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When you fart a hearty shit stew in your pants. Corn chunks may be present.
Fartin' Martin': *farts* ooohhh, now THAT was a hearty farty!
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What people in the St. Louis area typically call highway fourty four. If you are in St. Louis, and you ask for directions, and it involves highway fourty four, chances are someone will say it this way.
How do you get to Six Flags?
"Take highway 270 to highway farty four and go west until you see it. Can't miss it"
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When your butt just can't stop farting
Today i've got a farty butt!
When you get fucked in the ass so hard that you cum,shit and puke at the same time.
Oh god did you just do a farty sharty
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Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.
Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.
1. A person who farts a lot
2. Pants you prefer to fart in.
OH NO! farty pants is wearing his farty pants today!
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