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A saying use in the English language when something smells foul.
*walks in to room*
*sees foul smelling clothing*
"FEBREZE DAT SHIT"
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A local cryptid from Newburgh, IN that sneaks into houses and drinks the homeowner's Febreze cans
Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."
When you and the boys are so fresh that you're made of purified water, alcohol, cyclodextrin, modified polydimethicone, hydrogenated castor oil, alkanolamine, citric acid, quaternary ammonium chloride, benzisothiazolinone and various fragrances that soothe both nostrils so exquisitely that Mother Nature herself would be envious of the action going on there.
Person 1: "Did you see the Febreze Boys over there?"
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."
When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".
- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze
Additional income to support the "finer things" or allows you an increased indulgence within your unconscious habits.
My stimulus just hit, I got that febreze money!
When a man freshly washes and manicures his junk he has Febreze Balls.
"Yeah I was going to my girls house but if I wanted her to give me a blow job, she said I had to have febreze balls"
being the only person in the room who isn't vaping. the flavoured odour acts an air freshener for the room, making the experience a win-win.
Anthony: want a hit bro?
Colin: Nah, man, I'm febrezing it.