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This is the day boys can get pussi and eat it and girls get dick and you fuck all day like you’ve never fucked before
Him:it’s February 2 I get pussi Me: I get dick
It’s national give your girlfriend a hickey day today!!!
Person 1: hey babe
Person 2: “gives a hickey”
Person 1: what was that for!?!?!?!?
Person 2: it’s February 2nd!
Person 1: ohhhhh!
Hey, guys February 2 is hug your best friend day!
February 2 is the second day of February!
She is the baddest bitch ever.She is very loyal to her friends and gets angry really easily.If you were born on February 2 you must be a top!!
You were born on February 2?
Yes!
Omg awesome
The date of when the most amazing guy in the world was born. He is very loyal, nice, sweet, caring. He's the guy you'll wanna marry. They'll be very dorky. And you love the shit outta them. Also there very pretty. And usually, dominate as fuck.
1: That guy is cute, What's his sign?
2: He's an Aquarius
1: Birthday?
2: February 2nd
Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!