To get Dirty Fernandez'd is when you have rough anal sex with a fat science teacher and he busts his load into you and you shit and he eats it all up.
My teacher dirty Fernandez 'd me!!
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A pussy who brings snacks to school every day and calls them drugs he thinks heβs funny but everyone hates him
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FIL-thee fur-NAN-dez. N. The after-effect of a dirty sanchez, wherein the male is left alone in his depressing bachelor pad with prominent poop stains left on his tie, pillowcase and toothbrush. Finding herself "sanchezed," the female has stormed out in outrage, but only after using the male's pillowcase and cheap tie to clean her face, depositing the tail end of a poop on his toothbrush, and texting a photo of the entire mess to the male's mother.
"John left her alone in his bedroom to write a triumphant letter to Penthouse Forum about his successful 'dirty sanchez,' but his mood was deflated when he returned to find she had left him a 'filthy fernandez'."
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Jason Fernandez is a SIMP and treats women like shit, he also tries to get girls on fortnite but then gets rejected because heβs a big fat SIMP and he is a little Indian that is super annoying
Jason Fernandez is a simp
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1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.
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the most mexican kid you will ever meet
Hey jose fernandez mow my lawn
GIT ER DONE
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A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!