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The Will Ferrell Postulate. There is a tight correlation between the number of times someone has seen a Will Ferrel movie and whether they like said movie. For example, a person who has seen Anchorman once, will most likely say they think it is the worst movie ever made. However, someone who has watched Anchorman more than once will likely say it was hilarious. You can prove this postulate to yourself with a simple experiment: find a friend who is a "Saw it once, Hate it."-type regarding a Will Ferrell movie, and ask them to watch it with you. You will witness them laughing at many points throughout the film. At the end of the film, do not ask them if they liked it, because at this point there is a period of confusion stemming from the fact that your friend knew very well that he or she hated the movie before watching it a second time, but this time he or she actually enjoyed it. It is a strange occurrence that your friend needs time to process mentally. Weeks later, do not ask your friend if he or she liked the movie directly, as people do not like to go back on their previous decisions and beliefs. Instead, address the issue by randomly quoting your friend's new favorite Will Ferrell movie. Not surprisingly, your friend will chuckle, and perhaps even follow up with another quote, thus revealing their fondness of the once hated Will Ferrell movie.
You can use the Will Ferrell Postulate to amaze your friends with a mind-reading trick. Ask your friend if he or she likes a certain Will Ferrell movie. If they say, "Yes," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie more than once. If they say, "No," confidently tell them that they have seen that movie only once.
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A guy who is madly in love with his friends prom date but won't admit it. Commonly says BISHSHUTTHEFUCKUP
Guy 1: Wow graham ferrell is obsessed with Sam
Guy 2: Too bad she has a prom date
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1) a cat who makes ridiculously funny movies involving all the favorite fart jokes, occasional streaking or running about in tighties, and looks great in a beard and fro while crushing the cowbell
2) a cat who has indeed banged every chick in hollywood, gotten drunk too many times to count, smoked since the womb, and bragged about all of the above on late night talk shows (forgiving the misspelling of Farrell)
1) Did you see the movie where that Ferrell cat was running around screaming about being on fire and praying to Tom Cruise?
2)I heard that Colin Ferrell cat has banged 'em all, from Lohan on up... bachelorhood must be nice. Miami Vice sucked.
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A FERREL BUSH APE IS A MACHETTE WIELDING SOMOLIAN THAT IS MOSTLY NOCTURNAL AND COMES OUT TO RAPE AND BURN DOWN VILLIAGES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BUSH
THE FERREL BUSH APES WERE ON THE PROWL LAST NIGHT AGAIN.
in my opinion the best episode of any show to ever appear on the discover channel, and quite possibly ever. it was fucking hilarious.
man vs wild with will ferrel
will ferrel to bear grylls while pissing:
"i seem to have lost my penis"
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A hairy female who is fucking ugly, has a mustache and is as hideous a monster (and may in fact live under your bed)
Why are you still friends with DeGroot? she is a Ferrell Fug-Mo Monster
= to Verka Serduchka
Comedy Genius - Expert at Writing and Performing Eurovision Songs
Verka is such a Will Ferrell