Shit Fever

When you have to shit so bad you go through a series of Fever like symptoms

ie: Chills, Cold sweats, Aching, Etc

"Are you OK dude?!"

"Yeah, I think so. My Shit fever just broke"

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banana-fever

Opposite of yellow-fever, banana-fever refers to the fetishization of Asian males by non-Asian women.

Although, Stephanie is of Caucasian descent, she's always had banana-fever after growing up around so many Asian men.

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Panda fever

Its when a non-Asian person (usually black) and an Asian person are a couple or like each other

I would love to get inside that Asian tang. I caught the panda fever.

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puppy fever

The debilitating desire to get a puppy, to the point of illness, obsession or purchase.

Alex: Yo, why's your girl over there pressing her face against that store's window?
John: It's a pet store, and she's got a BAD case of puppy fever.

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umbrella fever

the feeling you when you have bought a gift for someone and you REALLY want to give it to them, but the gift-giving occaison isn't for a while.

Symptoms of Umbrella Fever -

You're tempted to give the gift early.

You get too excited and therefore build up the gift to be something more exciting than it is.

- I bought this amazing DVD boxset for Mike's birthday, but it isn't until next week - I have ridiculous umbrella fever!

- don't give in to the fever!

gun fever

The badass feeling you get after shooting a gun

"Charlie my boy, you've got the gun fever"

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gangster fever

When you’re better off by yourself and when think you don’t need no one

Neisha: I think I’m better off by myself

Them: That’s gangster fever!!

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