fanny fiddler

Usually, named Jessica/Olivia. They touch their fanny and post it on social media platforms unintentionally.

"JESSICA ARE YOU FIDDLING YOUR FANNY AGAIN!!!" again you fanny fiddler

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Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.

Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after

Emotion Fiddler

An emotion fiddler is someone who plays with people's emotions. They can cause great anger using the power of their mind. Most beleive them to be fictional , but others beleive they are existant.

Emotion fiddler : ( uses mind tricks )

Pual : Arghh ! Im angry ...

Chinese fiddler

When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.

Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...

Town Fiddler

One who is known for fiddling all the children in a town. The town fiddler is usually a short muscular guy.

Dad protect me, I think that’s the town fiddler.

biddy fiddler

Used to describe someone who has a sexual penchant for the (much) older partner (ie a biddy).

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit of a biddy fiddler.

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fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

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