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Fifa Syndrome

A false almost delusional belief in one's own Fifa 12 skills.

Shawn Sabeti is suffering from Fifa Syndrome someone get him a doctor.

by hopper9 January 18, 2012

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Fifa-ed

When you're winning on FIFA but then your team falls apart which results in you losing to pot luck shots or sweaty goals. This principle can be used in general life as well.

Example 1:
Person 1: "I was playing FIFA the other night and had 70% possession and 30 shots. I still lost 5-2"
Person 2: "you've been FIFA-ed"

Example 2:
Person 1: "my girlfriend broke up with me because I play too much FIFA "
Person 2: "you've been FIFA-ed"

by StayOffline November 27, 2019


fifa friday

A woman free zone on a Friday night where fifa, drugs and alcohol take preference over anything else.

Pete, Ste an jonah all ended up in a grump cos phil smashed fifa friday..
Hes a legend

Yolo

by Properfrank October 6, 2017

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fifa moment

when playing any FIFA game and something out of complete logic happens, or when the players in the game dont respond.

Example 1
player 1:"WTF!?!?!?!"
player 2:"What!!"
player 1:"i scored with fernando torres!"
player 2:"damn, FIFA moment"

Example 2
player:"YES PENALTY!!!!!"
martin tyler:"and itll be a corner"
player:"WTF!!!!"

by Sip Bladder October 8, 2011

65๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


FIFA smite

1.When playing FIFA and divine intervention prevents you from winning when you clealry were better.
2.Speed Hackers
3.This includes D/C because the other player loses connection.
4. 90th minute goals when u have 60% possetion
5.LOsing Rank points for a 1-1 tie
6.Goals where the AI defenders charge forward all at once thus leaving everyone open.
7.Lagasauraus Rex Noobs
8.Server crash losses when your winning 3-0 and get a loss
9.Missing Off the post more then 4 times in a game then losing by one.
10.Outshooting your oppnent 35-3 and losing 3-1
11. Getting destroyed by the "momentum/scripting engine" int he game for new reason
12. Having the momentum engine screw you over repeatedly for multiple games after the orgina FIFA smite even though it shouldnt carry over.
13. Losing and Having EA blame the server crashing on your internet when u neve rlost connection
14. Own goals where the AI puts it in for you even though you pressed upfield and this goal costs you the game.
15. Losing because you or your oppenent has live season off when you bought it and they score D/C and get a win

16. Losing points on a 3-0 win
17. Losing on a cross that goes in directly, off the post , off a player off the post off your keepers back off the post again
18. Giving up ANY goals to people who run up and down the field after scoring doing all kinds of stupid crap for the full time.
19. Losing to anyone who plays possetion for the whole game because there to scared to play you.

:Senora how do you say fifa smite in spanish me
: IDK what is that
: When God himself rises up and strikes you down and gives u a loss

: WHY DID THAT WORK
: GOD WHY, THERE GOES 70 POINTS
: JOHN : FIFA SMITE
: nO PARTY :(

by Horsemalarky May 11, 2010

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Fifa Warrior

Noun: Someone who religiously plays Fifa, but has never kicked an actual soccer ball. Thus, when they are not wasting their time playing Fifa, they are talking about how good certain players are, and acting like they have a comprehension of the game, when in fact they don't.

John: I love Christiano Ronaldo because he has 95 speed and 98 kick power.
Will: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jim: He doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a typical Fifa Warrior.

by poopgo June 3, 2011


FIFA Nitty

A FIFA Nitty is a person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the video game Fifa.

As soon as they get home they forget about the outside world and go into their room dark room which smells like ass.

you can identify them by the way they act when someone mentions Fifa, they get extremely excited and tell others proudly that they play Fifa for hours on end without stopping. Sometimes they can go on for days without stopping and they are always behind on their work. This makes them frustrated at others and they can't control their emotions.
Fifa Nitty's become more deluded as time goes by, their speech becomes broken and they sound like a motorbike trying to start on a cold Monday morning.

Kevin: "Who plays FIFA 20"
Zain: "I do, i play all the time yesterday i played 6 hours straight"
Kevin: "These are the signs that you are becoming a FIFA Nitty, bro you need to get help ASAP"

by FIFA Nitty Slayer 21 December 2, 2019