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A non-vegetarian who becomes vegetarian because they cannot afford to buy meat.
Becky cannot afford to buy chicken or ground beef so she's become a financial vegetarian.
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A situation where an individual has attained enough assets or income streams to never have to work a job for the rest of their life. This can be done through asset accumulation in real estate, business, or financial investments.
"My next door neighbor was intelligent with his money. Instead of buying fancy consumer goods, he saved his money and invested it wisely, now he is enjoying a life of financial independence."
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The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!
CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!
Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(
Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)
David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(
Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*
Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!
Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(
Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S
Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA
when one has spent all his/her money in a big city (e.g. Istanbul), she/he goes to the countryside to spend some time in his/her parent's house, working home office, gaining, and not spending money, since the food, accommodation etc. and all expenses are covered by the parents, one finally reaches the balance and covers the debts, and after that, turns back to the big city to lead the same old Bohemian life.
I am having a financial cure in my parents' house in Tekirdag for a period of fifteen days and will be back soon for the film festival.
1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.
2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.
3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business
1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.
When people take financial advantage of those less fortunate than themselves because they can.
When solicitors quote you $3000 and $50 000 they are still sending you bills because they can, that's financial rape.
Doctors charging people with Cancer, ten's of thousands of dollars for treatment because they know the patients have no other choice - that's financial rape.
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Denoting the volunerability of a man's financial worth, especially at the expense of the wrong woman. Financial balls is a man's strength when it come's to (credit rating, financial status, material equity, and yearly income.)
A person's financial balls can be severed or impaired due to child support, divorce, alimony, or getting with the wrong person that can contribute to you ruining your financial rating.
Randy had a nice house, 6 cars, and a 999 credit score before he married Joyce. After the divorce, Joyce and her divorce attorney hit Randy in his financial balls by claiming the house, 5 of his cars, and making him pay for his kids that he had with her, plus two more that she had from a previous relationship.
Micheal Jordan lost half of a testicle as a result of his divorce.
Mike Tyson, the boxer, is yet to recover after a devestating blow to his financial balls as a result of child support and two divorces.
"MEN...PROTECT YOUR FINANCIAL BALLS!!!"
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