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A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.
"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"
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A fag finder is someone who finds gays.
Somehow always able to pick out the gays.
-Tim"You know simrat"
-Sarah "yeah"
-Tim"she is a true fag finder"
-Sarah"yo, thas lit."
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A mine finder is a worthless 'member' of society. Someone who doesn't contribute to the world and would be better served standing on a land mine so that innocent farmers and villages in places like Cambodia wouldn't. Their greatest contribution to the world would be in death, spread over a paddock.
John: Hey, did you see that dickhead druggie passed out on the train today.
Jimmy: Yeah, another mine finder in need of a one way ticket to Cambodia.
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An IED Finder is an 88M in the US Army. An 88M is the MOS 'Motor Transport Operator'. The IED Finder is a glorified truck driver in the US Army. Their name is derived from the fact that they are often blown up by IEDs in the war against terror. As such they receive a large enlistment bonus and are spoiled in their AIT resulting in lack of discipline. The IED Finder also tends to be the MOS that recruiters push people with low ASVAB scores or a GED towards.
31B: "Who is that private with a smashed ass beret looking down the barrel of his weapon?"
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."
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A modification of standing congress, the stud finder involves picking up the woman and having her lean back. Back parallel to the ground. Approach a wall and begin to thrust while slide stepping down the wall. After putting a couple holes in the wall, find a support (a stud) and promptly hang a picture. Hopefully you'll have a wall full of pictures... eventually.
After doing the stud finder last night a family of 4 ended up in the hospital with broken spines and 4 new Van Gogh's were hung on my wall.
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n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.
Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.
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A person that takes great care to find the fudge deep in another man's ass. Then proceeds to give him a Mississippi Mud Slinger.
Tim could find the fudge any where. He is a master Indiana fudge Finder.