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"Finland" is a code word for a place where couples ditch their friends and make out. Generally behind a building or in the bushes.
Jack: Rachel, what do you want to do?
Rachel: I dunno Jack, whatever you feel like doing.
Jack: Let's go to Finland!
Rachel: Sounds like fun, I love it in Finland!
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Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).
What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland!)
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I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."
You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam
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The land of the Finns. It's very very cold and dark practically all day in the winter. But it can get pretty hot in the summer. Like today...
Everyone is blond and blue eyed and pretty quiet, but they're nice. Finnish is an impossible language that sounds like ducks quacking at first...
After the the awful winter I spent in Finland, I was surprised by the beutiful summer and midnight sun!
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Contrary to popular belief it is not a country, it is a sacred metal land from which true gods of metal are born to destroy, rule and mutilate any other form of music in the world besides the holy metal!
Guy:I'm from *place*
Metalhead:I hail from Finland motherfucker!
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(n.) home of amazing techno artist, Darude; home of many blonde haired and blue eyed people; the best country ever; the country that's nationality is 50% of me
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