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To be close friends with another.
James and I are down like four flat tires.
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The act of receiving a rim job while driving. Antonym: Road dome.
Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood
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Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.
I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.
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A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
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"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
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1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire
2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan
2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
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A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!
When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.