flem flam

1.Loose pussy lips
2. The shit cough up when your sick.
3. To rip someone off or scheme someone.
4. A soon to be announced STD.

THAT BITCH DONE CAUGHT THAT FLEM FLAM.

J.J. DONE GOT FLEM FLAMMED.

I JUST COUGHED UP A BIG WAD OF FLEM FLAM.

Flem Job

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.

David Butts revived a Flem Job.

Arse Flem

Arse Flem - Rectal discharge of gelatinous viscosity (Cloudy partially set Jelly like substance).

Arse Flem - Seeps from one's bottom after an intensive penetrative arse workout thus causing lower intestinal fluids to seep from ones recktum.

See also anal discharge

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K Flem

A male, who's favourite hobbies include, birra Bball and performing the delicate art of a "blumpkin".
He once Blumpkin'd a person they came and shat at the same time, they died.
Terrific Blumpkin'er.

K Flem gave 7 lads a blumpkin one night, 4 of them died.
That's how good he is.

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*cough* *flem*

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

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flemmy flemming

p*ggers

girl: "whats your snap"
flemmy flemming: "black lives still matter"

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Flemming (lizzie)

N. from the cornish for wee queen of waz. an individual from which eminates a crippling stench not disimiliar to the odour of a rancid old peoples home.

the slurry pit was putrid but its stench was nothing when compared to that of a flemming

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