Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.
"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00
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When you fuck your bitch doggy style so hard she flips like a flounder
I fucked her so hard doggy style she was looking like a dog flounder
Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...
She was pounding the flounder.
A skier or snowboarder that falls into a large pile of snow and has difficultly getting back up. This typically occurs on days following a large snowfall, aka a powder day. The fallen person will often resemble a flopping fish out of water as they flail around and attempt to stand.
"There was so much snow we saw 10 people powder flounder."
"I powder floundered so hard on that run."
"Sorry I took so long, I was just powder floundering in that 6ft pile of snow."
Willโs tiny shrimp dick
Willโs dick is as small as a flounder penis
im about to shicken flounder this retard for his full bandos set
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Male masturbation, jerking off, etc...
Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.