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wrap up fart within blanket; then toss it
When the dutch oven has become too commonplace, rely on the flying dutchman to get your point across.
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when you are siting on the couch, and your fart crawls up your back.
Uh, man I just had the loudest flying dutchman when I was watching porno.
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The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.
DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman.
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to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven
she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman
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The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.
My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.
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The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.
I engaged in the Reverse Flying Dutchman, ergo, I am the premier sex performer on the planet.
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