Foghorn

When you try to preform an airhorn and you strain too hard you blow some gooey chucks of shit into the girls face. Bonus points for poo in the bare eye.

Alex just had one of those discontinued Ice Coffee's from Wawa and he just plain Foghorned Liz right up the nose. It was like those chocolate fountains at Senior Prom when she sneezed.

northern foghorn

A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!

Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!