Bantered

To be the subject of a persons or groups banter.

Person 1 (in the presence of Oli) - "Mate, you look like a girl with that haircut and your dress sense is borderline homosexual"

Person 2 (speaking to Oli) - Oli, consider yourself bantered.

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Banter

Is used to describe witty and abusive conversation between friends. One person is usually subject to the "Banter" and has the option to retaliate with more "Banter". Modifying the word "Banter" does not qualify as banter such as "BanterBus"; You're a "Bantersaurus" is not considered good banter. Changing the letters of "Banter" is also considered as one of the lowest forms of "Banter".

That "Banter" was hilarious last night!

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BANTER

this word allows the user to immediatly make any situation which has any homo erotic behaviour in it perfectly sraight.
it withdraws any notions that either party were ever performing such acts.

boy a: hey can i jizz on your face?
boy b: yeah sure
boy a: im done
boy b: Banter!!!!
situation is no longer gay.

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banter

nonsense. lots of talk with no meaning or point.

i bantered with him all nite.
we are bishops of banter.
i like to banter.

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banter

the act of playful talk and being a bantersaurus

"Tommy, I am extremely disappointed!"

"What did I do?"
"You didn't invite me to your banter page!"
"Well isn't this just a load of banter"

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Banterous

When you have had enough of life, and the only way forward is to be banterous

Fuck Life, Be Banterous

banter

The most fucking annoying word used as an excuse by assholes to tease/bully others and get away with it pretending like a dumbass committed a crime and didn't fuckin' get put in prison.

Teacher: Who the FREAK keeps throwing paper in here?!?
Student #1: The boy in the... (interruption)

Student #2: Me? That's banter.
Teacher: SHUT UP!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CLASSROOM!!! YOU ARE EXPELLED AND I BETTER NOT HEAR THAT FUCKING WORD AGAIN!!!

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