Ford

Ford means..
For Our Retarded Drivers

Guy 1: I bought a new Ford today!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Ford. -_-
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 3: Lol.

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For Only Retarted Drivers

Here I sit broken hearted... Bought a ford that almost started.

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Fulfills
Off
Road
Demands

An acronym for Ford.

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First On Race Day. Period.

That Ford Mustang GT just beat my Civic!? How can that be?! I thought my 6 foot spoiler and super fast decal stickers made me faster... I don't get it!

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First On Race Day. One of the most reliable cars on the planet. A car that will outlast any Chevrolet (Cracked heads every valve rattles oil leaks every time)

Q:Carl Edwards won again, what does he drive?
A: Ford

FIRST ON RACE DAY

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FORD: Fix or Repair Daily

Does what it says on the tin.

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The absolute worst manufacturer and vehicle ever even thought of. The trucks are so crappy! Especiallly with the Powerstroke engines! The Mustangs are not that great. A Dodge Challenger would smoke it so easily in a quarter mile. The suv's are small and slow. Everything is very crappily built. Everything is wicked slow! Just get a Dodge!

"Hey man, did you just see me kill thawt twin turbo Ford Powerstroke with my stockCummins?"

"Heck yeah dude! Ford sucks!

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