tommy: do you wanna play some FORTNITE?
tommy's friend: we are no longer friends
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A game that every streamer and YouTuber won't shut the fuck up about. Every motherfucking streamer plays the fucking game and doesn't shut up about how they just killed a shitty default skin camping in a bush and every seven year old calls their mum for a no-scope from point blank range.
Person 1: Did you watch my Fortnite stream last night?
Person 2: What when you killed a shitty default skin?
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A game played by uglass niggas who get no pussy. And when they win they seem to think that posting it on their snap story will make their daddy come back
Person 1-Yo you wanna play fortnite?
Person 2-Nah bruh miss me with that gay shit I have a whole girlfriend
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Have you seen the Fortnite item shop today?
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A disgusting, cringey player base where almost everybody, preferably sad, lazy 6 year olds hone the ability to fucking build the empire state building everytime they hear a bullet fire almost 370 metres away in their 200 dollar headphones
Guy 1: Oyy, u wanna play fortnite mate?
Guy 2: Fuck no, that game hot metal garbage
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The game that makes lose your girlfriend instantly
Guy: do u wanna play fortnite
Girl: no I'm breaking up with you
#rip
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a SHITTY ASS GAME that people with no life play it has no meaning sure it's multiplayer and shit but like seriously only dirty ass hoes and retarded ass people play this like you have a life out there instead you dirty ass people play this talk about daily like SHUT THE HELL UP no one wants to hear about that shit...I swear if a dirty shitty crusty ass person comes up to me and asks "do you play fortnite" I will pop a bitch in 2.5 seconds
Billy:Hey do you play fortnite
Johnny:Of course I do! hbu?
Billy:No I don't Johnny you're dirty why are you playing that,it has no meaning...
Johnny:Leave me alone...
Billy:No HOE that's dirty people stuff go somewhere
Johnny:Im telling my mommy you called me that
Billy:Bitch does it look like I give a fuck go tell you're mother I dare you I won't share any of my cookies when it's snack time on Monday
Johnny:OMG COOKIES okay Billy...I won't tell
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