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n. A Single piece of cornbread with a food stamp pre-placed in the middle.
Damn those niggers scored big today... not only did they get some free cornbread, but they also received a food stamp which they'll eventually trade on the black market for crack.
Hey LaBradford, pass me over one of dem nigger fortune cookies 'cuz I needs to go to da store and get my future baby's momma some cigarettes with my food stamps.
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A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
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Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.
"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."
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to have sex with an asian girl
Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!
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When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?
I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
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When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?
I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.
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