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One of the best comics on the planet, written by Pete Abrams. It started in 1997 and has not missed a day ever since. It falls into no specific genre, but covers humor, sci-fi, horror, parodies, drama, a little romance and everything in between.
There are pirates, ghosts, nerds, aliens, laser canons, mad scientists, homicidal rabbits, ferrets, assassins, ninjas, demons, satan-spawn kittens, and is pretty entertaining to boot.
It can be located at www.sluggy.com. Just use the convinient little drop-down bar and enjoy from the beginning, middle, or just jump in at the present- though I wouldn't reccommend it; there are many things that require background information... besides, it's just more fun to read from the beginning!
You can also purchase things to do with the comic or a subscription as a defender of the Nifty to access extra stuff. Enjoy!
Me: Oh no! I'm reading Sluggy Freelance and Aylee has transformed into a potato-eating dragon that releases EMP's and she accidentaly erased all of Bun Bun's Baywatch tapes! Now Torg, Riff, Zoe, Aylee, and Kiki are all on the run and now Torg, Zoe, and a bunch of Zoe's college friends have run into Satan-spawn kittens in a little town in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't things don't look good for them!
Innocent Bystander: o_O ...ooookay then.
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A person who does whatever he/she feels he/she must do, and whenever, wherever and however he/she feels he/she must. No matter what others think he/she should do. Acrylic Freelancers follow a new type of religion called Acrylic Freelancing, and are known as Acrylic Freelancists. This religion is not like any other, and can have people faithful to other religions, faithful to this one too, because this one respects people's beliefs. Acrylic Freelancers can be pretty or ugly, sane or insane, black, white, or purple it doesn't matter. Acrylic Freelancers can pursue short or long-term employments if they feel they must. The only concrete things about Acrylic Freelancing are that Acrylic Freelancers follow what they consider freedom in life. Acrylic Freelancers are not biased in any way. And they ALWAYS respect other's beliefs and other Acrylic Freelancers. Acrylic Freelancers are thinkers and they know what they do and what will happen when they do it.
Online User 1, "Hey, what's your religion? I'm christian!"
Online User 2, "Yo, I'm freelance."
Online user 3, "I'm cathlic, and what's freelance?"
Online user 2, "It' short for being an Acrylic Freelancer.
It means I respect people, as well as their gods."
Online User 3 and 2, "You respect people? And their
beliefs? So if it's my firm belief that all
freelancers should get beat up and publicly
humiliated...what would you do?"
Online user 2, "If you attack me I'll beat the sh!t out of
you. I didn't say I was a pacifist, numbnuts. I just
won't try to convert you, or beat you up in the
name of God."
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Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
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"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.
They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.
They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.
I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!
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a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.
also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.
Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"
An individual who you engage in a steady sexual relationship without commitment.
When I get lonely, I call my freelance boo for comfort.