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This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.
Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.
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Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!
Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.
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The act of loading your penis/dildo into a potato shooter and shooting it up the anal canal of your partner.
Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and out of no where she pulled a fucking wisconsin french fry on me. WTF?!?
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Small, skinny, frail white cock. It's so skinny you can't even tell if it's hard, much less if it's inside you.
A guy with french fry cock must have really done something bad in a prior life.
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When a person is so agile that they dodge any form of attack
“Damn Larry is a french fry nigga”
When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds
“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”
Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.
Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu