What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.

Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"

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Purple French Toast

When a girl with red pancake and a girl with blue waffle makes love by scissoring.

Guy 1: Did you hear Tiffany nailed Brittany last night?
Guy 2: Doesn't Tiffany have blue waffle?
Guy 1: Yeah, what's worse is Brittany has red pancake.
Guy 2: Those two probably made some homemade Purple French Toast together.

fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

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French Toast Drunk

On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.

Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*

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French Toast Mafia

The team that is going to win May Madness.

The French Toast Mafia made it to the Final Four in May Madness.

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French toast with icy

Is when you eat a girl out when she have a breakout with herpes

Let me know when your gonna have break out because i feel like eating some French toast with icy.

French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs

Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!