A excessive amount of weight gained by first year collage students by consuming Alcohol and other carbs during the stress of collage
Dude... You freshmen 15nd on me fatty
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Any large group of skanky girls walking around a college campus at night. They respond negatively to screams of "Freshmen Sluts".
Imma get me some freshmen sluts tonight!
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A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!
Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.
I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.
A lousy ass upperclassmen (likely a senior) who fucks with freshmen because they like little kiddies or have zero game with their own class.
Those dirty freshmen fuckers wonβt leave any freshmen for the freshmen guys
when UNFAIR upperclassmen UNFAIRLY get mad at and hate the INNOCENT freshmen for NO REASON.
i will not sit still for this so called freshmen slander...
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the most repulsive, slutty, wannabe bitches to walk the face of this earth. They have no life except trying to piss of the upperclassmen but we know you will never succeed because we cant even bare to look at you. They dye their hair ugly colors, have no boobs, want to be eachother, and fuck like animals because one of them started it and theyre sweet!! woah and one had sex in a sink!!! ugly mother fuckers.
boy: i need ass ill just call one of the freshman girls! maybe they will fuck me in some cool place like a sink!
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A high school tradition where upper classmen use the rules of regular rodeo with the freshmen of the school. The upper classman stealthy approaches the freshman and jumps on their back and yells "FRESHMAN RODEO" (if this is not declared, you will not get credit). The point is to last an entire 8 seconds while they try to remove you. Makes for a great welcome to high school.
"See that stupid freshman over there?"
"yea"
"Watch this"
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"WOOOOOO FRESHMAN RODEO"
"Freshmen Rodeo!"
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