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Oedipal complex???
No way, get me some Kentucky Freud Chicken.
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Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.
Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
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The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".
Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
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Your therapist/psychiatrist's office
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
When everything is about pussy.
Franklin: I'm soaking wet.
Sipa: You should use the pussy towel.
Franklin: You really are Sipa Freud.
Did he put his finger on it or did I put his dead finger on it?
Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”
Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”
Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert