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The Friday Night Dilemma

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night

Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.

by alexandah November 13, 2010

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friday night cocksucker

Someone who is unbelievable rude on a Friday Night.

When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.

by Ang1976 May 29, 2017


friday night frickin

to truly get freaky on a friday night
not to be confused with friday night funkin

friday night frickin

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021


Friday Night Funkin'

A game that got popular for no reason and has an incredible modding communitty.

Why did Friday Night Funkin' get so popular?

by MindLockAERO February 21, 2021

29๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friday Night Funkin

This fucking retarded shitty game that the internet keeps talking about. This overused pile of shit is often full of unfunny memes by retarded kids, fucktards, or dumbasses/dumbfucks. Additionally, all of the characters are unfunny and shitty, including the players of the game.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about: Friday Night Funkin-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

by literal asshole March 22, 2022

67๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friday night lesbian

A straight girl, or girl who claims to bisexual (but everyone know's it's for attention), who only becomes sexual with other women after getting a few drinks of confidence juice up in her.

Girls become friday night lesbians when they discover that her half retarded guy friends rant and rave every-time she takes a shot and kisses her homegirls.

Tila Tequila and her appearance on "A shot at love."

Example in a sentence: "How's it feel to be a full time lesbian? I'm a friday night lesbian, after my crunk goes, so does my want for attention, and in-turn, my want for women. Excuse me, i lied, my craving for attention is still present, i just lost the 5 shots of vodka pulsing through my bod, so i'm not so out going.."

by cooljuno411 December 4, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friday Night Fuckin'

Instead of pressing the keys to the rhythm, you fuck the GF to the rhythm

Person 1: Hey dude, what are you playing?
Person 2: Friday Night Fuckin'
Person1: ummm, are you sure you're not playing Friday Night Funkin'?
Perseon 2: no

by namesarehard69 June 1, 2021

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