frigging

This is a term to describe when a male monkey is unable to produce sperm anymore. It occurs annually in the southern hemi-sphere in the lush rainforests. It is a spectacle that is rarely witnessed by humans.

Zoo-keeper: "aww damnit" Mr Monk Monk ain't frigging anymore, guess there ain't gonna be baby monkeys this year..."

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Frigged

When you’re on a bender

I was frigged yesterday, my bad if I was out of it

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Frig Frig Frigarity

a phrase added to the end of a sentence to increase the confusion level of the conversation.

I watch the West Wing every week frig frig frigarity.

I'm friggin' hungry you frig frig frigarity.

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frig

derogatory term used to describe a french person; can be used as an insult against someone

"You're such a frig!"

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frig

when the word fuck just is'nt enough.

Whispy: what the frig is that Denis?
Denis: sorry dear, I thought you would have liked it.

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Frig Off

The equivalent of fuck off popularized by Trailer Park Boys used by Canadians.

George Green:Ricky we’re taking you down to the station
Ricky: Frig off George

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Nipple Frig

When a man with exceptionally erect nipples, inserts them into the lady's va-jj in a thrusting motion to provide a kind of average pleasure wave. Popular practice on the european continent.

Popularised by British comedy duo Anna & Tom.

"I'm not in the mood for sex, but my god, i would just kill for a good old nipple frig"

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