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Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14
i cant im hanging with my girl
dude thats stupid
nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
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National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)
Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know
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On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.
Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!
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April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!
1: Today's April 18th, right?
2: yeah, why?
1: It's National Virtual Fuck Day!
December 1.
National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!
Example:
Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!
On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.
🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!
Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
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