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1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.
2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”
Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.
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A hoe fucking dick sucker is a person who doesn’t vote this definition in.
Oh shit that person just dissed my definition, must be a hoe fucking dick sucker.
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FUCK SHIT NIGGER DICK BALLS MY COMPUTER GOT HIT WITH A SLUDGEHAMMER
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Abbreviated DYFWMD, this is a phrase commonly used in place of "don't mess with me", but with a more traditional meaning of "leave my penis alone".
This saying is thought to have been originated by Duke Wellington III, after a fellow nobleman who was stricken by the Black Plague, would use his decaying hand to taunt and otherwise pester the Duke. While this was primarily in jest, after the nobleman threatened to grab Wellington's scrotum (in effect, making it fall off), Wellington fatefully proclaimed "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" -- then proceeded to unsheathe his rapier and chop off the nobleman's infected hand.
True to it origins, this phrase is commonly followed by an act of aggression or violence.
Masculine Form - Contemporary
Dude 1: "Hey, I'm drinking your last beer…
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Masculine Form - Traditional
Dude 1: "Give me the remote or I’ll punch you in the balls.”
Dude 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Dude 1 in the head)
Feminine Form
Girl 1: "Damn, that's your boyfriend...he's sexy! Does he like blondes?"
Girl 2: "DONT YOU FUCK WITH MY DICK!" (punches Girl 1 in the vagina)
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When you are so pissed off that you say "Fuck Dick." and just to be safe that you don't offend the people around you, you say my bad rich as an apology to anyone with the name "dick."
Ryan: Hey drew whats wrong?
Drew: Some jacked my booze!
Ryan: Fuck Dick. My bad rich.
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Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan
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Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used
Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!
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