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Fucktard

A person who screws up everything that they do.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.

Dale: Jamie you've shit all over our hard work you fucktard!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!

by Glynn Thomas April 5, 2008

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fucktarded

exhibiting behavior that is indicative of low IQ, maturity, or merely causing another inconvenience. Also used as a noun (fucktard). A person who is fucktarded is typically a person who causes much anguish in others and tends to be the object of much ridicule.

Those stupid fucktarded children cause all sorts of mayhem, making a mess out of everything.

by _| 0 E May 10, 2008

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Fucktard

The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.

"He is such a fucking fucktard!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife May 29, 2007

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Fucktard

Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used

Why the fuck would you eat your own shit? You Fucktard

by Samsterlongmessedupshit January 7, 2016

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Fucktard

a person who is totally aware of the correct way to do something, yet chooses to do so wrongly.

Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.

"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"

by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucktard

One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)

"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"

by ImpossiBuddha April 18, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucktard

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.

That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!

by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010

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