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The Future

People in 1999 thought it would be flying Cars and Hoverboards.
2020 People fighting over toilet paper.

The Future :You Fucking Hoarder! hand me some of that toilet paper!

by BootyMuncher: my Booty June 9, 2020


futuring

Imagining and analyzing the future.

Due to the COVID-19 situation, companies need to focus on futuring so they emerge from the crisis with verve and power.

by Bling Blang Blaouw May 27, 2020


In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.

Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

by Step up and play: Into the future... March 18, 2005

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future hendrix

the best trap rapper out there. he drops new music all the time, and you can tell he really enjoys doing it.

Future Hendrix's Dirty Sprite was legendary!

by futurespast April 7, 2016

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He's the future

The way of saying "I love him" but no homo.

In Voltron Legendary Defender, season 7 episode 4, "The Feud", the paladins of Voltron were told to choose the one person on the team that they wanted to get to leave the game and be safe. Lance McClain chose Keith Kogane. When Bob, the game show host asks why he chose Keith, Lance answers "He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future," while having soft eyes at Keith and blushing very slightly. This clearly meant something more because right after, Keith is acting very defensive.

Bob: Lance, who got your vote?
Lance: I voted for Keith. He's our leader, plus he half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
or

Guy 1: He's the future
Guy 2: You love him don't you?
Guy 1: Yeah... I do

by DaniTheAlpaca September 30, 2018


Future Endeavored

the term to describes when someone gets fired/released from a company. most notably a term in pro wrestling when a person gets released from the company. the term comes from the typical press release that WWE puts out every time they announce a wrestler getting release from the company, and they post "wish with him/her well in there Future Endeavors

man, that guy just got Future Endeavored today, hope he doesn't go nuts over it.

by boutitbenza_69_9 May 1, 2010

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future islands

the most epic band in the universe. the singer is made of tin. the sounds of their music permeating out of their p.a. system is so fertile that it will instantaneously impregnate any female within a 20 mile radius.

friend1:"we're going to a future islands show tonight"

friend2:"you're going to be reborn."

by tianash July 31, 2010