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“Ed Gamble” is new Cockney rhyming slang for “Ramble”. As in to go on a tangent about something.
“Grace can really Ed gamble on about that new tv show”
The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.
Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.
The mental weighing up made by any urban hooker before entering a strangers car or lorry.
Police Officer 1: What happened to this one then sarge?
Officer 2: Got in the wrong car lad.
1: So senseless...
2: Well. That's Sutcliffe's Gamble for you lad. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose.
The act of not stopping your car for an amber light that will inevitably change to red by the time you reach it.
traffic light:amber
-car drives through-
passenger: woah! dude! amber gamble!
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When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."
Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.
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When it's a gamble to pass gas. May be a solid, a liquid, or a gas!
I didn't want to fart because I've been having gamble gas.
You've just come from taco bell and you feel a bubble brewing. Should you let it go? Better get some insurance and put yourself over a toilet! It's a gamble to pass the gas! Gamble gas!
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Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.
I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.