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Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021


Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 11, 2021


Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019