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The tallest 5 foot 9 man in the world.
Art Garfunkel fashioned himself a very impressive handlebar moustache of Paul Simon's hair.
A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.
Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.
GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.
The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”
When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep
Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.
When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb
Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.
Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.
2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.
(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}