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To vomit and shit simultaneously
My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor
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A US military slang term dating back to Desert Storm I (circa 1991) for a kind of wraparound sunglasses issued to personnel in the desert to reduce glare and prevent sun-blindness. May be derived either from a brand name or from the odd appearance they gave the wearer.
"When we returned from Saudi Arabia, the colonel gave a directive that we were to ditch our Gargoyles to maintain security. Our raccoon tansgave us away though."
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a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!
japon1: waddup dawg? whats happenin tonite?
japon2: GARGOYLES!
japon1: haahaa
japon2: haahaa
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The Gargoyle is when u jump onto a keg and make a gargoyle like pose and growl. Then you take the tap and drink for a good 10 to 30 seconds from it. The gargoyle is used to kept keg lines long and mad. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
At a high school graduation my 23 year old brother jumped onto the keg when at least 10 people over the age of 30 were behind him, the screaming got intense, but he growled like a gargoyle and made that keg his own. This one goes out to J.I. the greatest gargoyle in history.
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the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage
Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!
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In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one “gargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.
“There will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!”
“Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”
The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.
Uh, I just walked in on my roommate gargoyling the neighbor again.
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