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Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.
I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.
The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.
I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.
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Any guy that tried to hit on, get a phone number and/or use a pick-up line on a girl at a gas station.
I purposely went to the gas station in sweats and a tee, no makeup, hair a mess and still got a gas station creeper. Ugh... So annoying!!
One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.
Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...
A rather crusty man that you may find at a gas station smoking or buying cigarettes. He will most likely steal your heart and then leave you for a goth bitch with big titties.
Person 1: "Oh he's cute"
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."
Super chill, cool to hang around
I like your energy, you give me gas station vibes
When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.
Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.
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