Someone who has an uncontrollable and wild fetish to grope and touch up boys. They are easily recognisable with their stuck up attitude. Their looks and personality will want to make even the most extreme Satan worshipper repent and any sane human being want to end it all. They make Kim Jong Un look like a charity worker and will always try to cover up their boners near other boys even though they all have nano penises and have a hard time getting it hard. They will sometimes be seen talking to girls. This is so they can cover up the fact they are faggots.
Umar has been touching up boys again. He is such a Gaylord!
1. Megafag
2. A terribly unfortunate family name. e.g. Scott Gaylord
3. A completely inexcusable given name for anyone born after the late 1960s. Said person's parents should be legally renamed Mr and Mrs Megafag Asslicker Felcher.
e.g. Gaylord Focker
Perez Hilton wishes he could be Paris Hilton's bitch. What a fucking gaylord.
Gaylord Perez was NOT a pitcher for the San Diego Padres.
i they are humping each other then each of them is a Gaylord
Noun. Oversized box attached to a pallet for commercial or industrial use.
The Gaylord was so heavy they needed a forklift to move it.
One who is the lord of the gays. A loyal king like character in a gay land, usually used with the words "ends it" after saying gaylord. In the use of a burn or a diss to someone else.
John's a gaylord.
Or
John's a gaylord, ends it. (Meaning there is no come back because you ended it)
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A group of young men acting in an excessively camp or homosexual manner. Ironically these men are often heterosexual and find acting this way amusing
- Have a look at those guys over there
- What a bunch of gaylords
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1)The Name of one of the first indian resturants in London serving dishes created specially for the Maharajas, Nawabs and the elite of Erstwhile North Indian states. Can be confused with 2&3 below with devistating results.
2) Acting gay or gay like.
3) The highes insult given to a non gay man
1 -
bob : Jeez I'm hank marvin !!
mkie: Ok, lets av this beer and nip round to the gaylords for a bit of spicy meat.
bob : No fag is gonna stick his meat in me. (Slap!) You gay lord!
2 -
burt: No way!! Thats two blokes kissing.
ike : Aye, pair of gaylords.
3-
bitch: Call youself a man, you're a fuckin gay lord.
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