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The Reverse Gazelle is a wrestling move which takes great skill and determination to do. As defined by its creator "you know, the reverse gazelle, you just sorta smack em in the legs till they fall down.. its what the cheetahs do"
As far as I know the reverse gazelle has only ever been used one time in competition/
"holy shit dude! Kania totally just reversed gazelled that kid"
"did he seriously just hit a Reverse Gazelle?!?!?!?!"
A woman that is seen stumbling home in the early hours of the morning after a few too many daiquiris, and guaranteed to get into the car/taxi with you and then perform a plethora of sexual acts with little or no protest.
Like a lion hunting an injured gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
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when one woman is being simultaneously sexed in her mouth, vagina, and anus. she stands with one foot touching one knee and has one hand on her head and one on her hip. all 3 men must ejaculate at the same time.
i got a sweet ass funky gazelle last night from your dad, uncle, and brother.
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someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.
josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"
david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
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an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal
damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.
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A fine ass woman that you're going after, and guranteed to get cause she is either so into you that you don't have to work at it, or you're just that damn good.
Like a lion hunting a wounded gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
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A woman, typically at the bar, who clearly shows weakness or lacks in confidence. Perhaps she’s overweight in a group of all skinny hotties. Or perhaps she’s incredibly intoxicated and an easy pick up. She usually is not the prize possession of the group but more so the easier one to hit on and pick up.
John the avarage guy- "Hey check out that group of cute girls dancing over there. O man, look at the one dancing funny because one leg shorter than the other'
Leo the lion - "Hell yeah, shes all mine, I want the Weak Gazel"
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