Random
Source Code
Random
People who can't take a joke.
Genderfluid People "Stop making fun of our 'gender'! It's not funny! *starts bawling like a baby*"
4👍 23👎
The absolute be all end all roast. No man is able to recover from it, sometimes it even hurts more than one person at a time.
Dude1:your mom gay
Dude2:your dad lesbian
Dude1your grandpap a trap
Dude2:oh yeah, your gerbil genderfluid
Dude1: *melts
5👍 4👎
Trigender based genderfluid is where you feel 3 genders at once, and they can fluctuate like genderfluid people. People who identify as this usually go by non-binary because it is really hard to correct people of your pronouns every time. They feel either all 3 of the genders at once, or 2 of the genders at once, or 1 gender at once, and it changes. Very fluid.
I'm trigender based genderfluid!
BRUH they're trigender based genderfluid! Get it right!
9👍 10👎
The only insult worse than ur dad lesbian
Carl-"ur dad lesbian"
Joe-"your son genderfluid"
Carl-*jumps of a bridge*
5👍 14👎
Chaotic-evil. No other insult can top this one. Every time someone says this, the person they say it to has a 1000000% chance of going to hell. No way around it.
Matt: ur mum gai
Brandon: your dad lesbian
Matt: dont make me fucking say it
Brandon: do it pussy
Matt: your aunt/uncle genderfluid
Brandon: *engulfed by flames. Satan himself rises out of a nearby sewer and takes him.*
9👍 6👎
Q: My friend is transitioning, what beer would you recommend?
A: Genderfluid of course.
4👍 3👎
One of various specialised automotive fluids essential to keep your vehicle's continuously variable tranny smoothly transitioning from female ("slush box" mode, she/her/hers) to male ( "stick shift", he/him/his) and back - or to anywhere in-between.
Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.
My vehicle was having issues with being addressed with the wrong pronouns by an aftermarket remote starter kit. The identity questions were addressed not by an ordinary "tranny shop" but by a specialist automotive gender identity clinic. the remote start and the power train control module were replaced with non-binary computers, able to track the correct pronouns in real time. The transmission was reprogrammed to transition from "stick-shift in low gear" (pronouns he/him) to "gender-neutral with the parking brake set" (singular they/them). at which point the vehicle could be remote-started using a clutch bypass relay and judicious use of the correct, gender-neutral pronouns. One last check to top off my vehicle's genderfluid (they/them) and I'm back on the road and back to life in the fast lane.